Follow us for the best, hand picked confessions. I just started a new job and was at the orientation. I had no idea how I was going to get myself out of this situation, it was everywhere! He jumps out of the car before it fully stops and runs around to the back of some building to poop. It was all over my dress, my legs and the recycling bin. I managed to get out and to the car at which pint I sobbed until my husband got there. Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. I couldnt have her see her mother like that. Now, my local tbells drive thru does not have a secondary escape route. He was in there, doing the #2 and sure enough, my #2 decided to make a surprise entrance. And I just let it go, full on open sesame. good to know. But, as an adult? Thankfully this second shower got a stamp of approval from my pregnant sister and I was able to stick around until she had her little daughter who I lovingly call Little Stinky as a reminder of my experience on her birth day. I felt the rumble as I swirled the chocolate soft serve onto a cone, opened up the window to hand it to a customer, and just as our hands made contact I lost control of my butt muscles. I ran to the extremely fancy bathroom and had to toss my underwear in the trash can. Now you need to come up with a great reason why you promptly left your girlfriend's mother's funeral, your class, your office job, or your dentist appointment. I must have hit the point of no return, if there is such a thing down there. So after finding this out I hit the stairs, no time waiting for elevators as I am sure some of you know, a combination of elevator music and the ticking time bomb in my A$$ would not go together. Nope! Calls me later and we have a bad connection. Five days worth of spicy Costa Rican food came shooting out of me, filling the toilet nearly to the brim. "I had to get to a bathroom immediately, like yesterday. There was blood also in my stool so I was freaked out. I was in the delivery room with my family waiting for the delivery of my sisters third child. As we were walking in, I let out a shart. English. My soiled clothes in a bag to be washed, or burned. I take care of business. DONT COME OVER HERE, I yell, knowing this may end our marriage if she sees me. Female readers may be wondering, Hmm, the glorious KC Freeman didn't say anything about if I, a woman, brown myself. That's true, but as everybody knows, girls don't poop, so there's no logical reason to believe they could actually poop themselves. This site is protected by reCAPTCHA and the Google. Fast forward to the next day and all 20 or so of us are on our way back to the hotel but for some reason the train running right by it wasnt working so we had to take like two other trains and a bus to get there. Mainstreet USA Such an exciting, patriotic day! But, I did make it to the bathrooms (which had a shower as well). As my dad says, also a fellow UCer, always keeps a spare change of clothes with you, you never know whats going to happen! The year was 2012. I proceeded to vomit the whole car ride home, out the window and onto peoples' lawns. It's okay, it happens to the best of us. When I got back to his house we noticed I smelled really bad and that I shat my pants. NOBODY was at the campground, and even through I requested we be given a spot close to water and the bathrooms, that still meant a good quarter mile walkthats Texas for ya. Because after I died, I pooped my pants. By the time we got on the bus i was in full Bridesmaids mode- I literally thought at any moment i was gonna throw up. Not wanting to admit I pooped myself, I just said I spilled food on me. thats me maybe 10 minutes after my campground pant pooping. I managed to waddle into the reception area of the library and then realised i had no idea where the loo was in the building. I even pooped my pants recently in a taxi and made the driver stop and leave me on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere!! This was years ago but I remember it really vividly. You were pretty bold to wet the bed next to your boyfriend (if that was your post). I had eaten Denny's that morning and, all of a sudden, I didn't feel right. The stench was unbearable. And how pooping your pants or the feeling of almost move in your pants is very similar to really good goal setting. Instead of heading to the loo, she stood there laughing her ass off at stupid greeting cards because she thought the feeling would pass. I slid down the wall with tears in my eyes, mortified, and quietly said I just fucking shit my pants, dude.. Not my finest moment. As we are walking along, I am experiencing the waves of heat and cramping in my gut. the bathrooms you can see in the way back on the right (white little buildings). Celebrities' Most Embarrassing Emergency Toilet Stories. 20 People Reveal The Traumatizing Times They've Pooped Their Pants As An Adult by Lex When you're a kid and you're going through the stages of potty training, it's safe to say that pooping your pants is relatively "normal." Or, as normal as can be. I through the jeans out and the trip still turned out great when we got back to New York I bought 2 pair of Levis just as nice as the ones I through out. For me, it was a very rough start with severe symptoms. We all know where this is going. When youre a kid and youre going through the stages of potty training, its safe to say that pooping your pants is relatively normal. Or, as normal as can be. Both of them. Well, when youre roughly 100 lbs, anemic, and you just want to lie in bed all day and sleep.it didnt sound so appealing. The urge was getting stronger and I hadnt even ordered yet. As soon as the elevator opened, my drunk mind told me that I needed to find something to shit in, and I frantically started looking around for some sort of potor bin or something. I will take the stairs. And turned around to go take the stairs back up. We were in a residential area, so with no bathroom in sight I saw a house for sale and scrambled to the backyard where I had the worst diarrhea of my life. After feeling massive relief, I looked down to see that I had pooped in my shorts AND on my shoes. I had a bad reaction to Imuran. I must of rose an inch off the seat there was that much! Language. Now, as you get older, pooping your pants becomes less acceptable. I was by myself, and there was a pretty consistent line of customers. Classic. No one has let him forget this story. I was bare-ass naked, except for sandals, in the bathroom as I wiped up my splatter around the toilet as best I could. Somehow he didn't notice. Once everything was clean and I was certain I was empty. After I do this I almost immediately head to the bathroom because I know it wont be long until the engines get started and the shit machine begins. And this long toot that's DEFINITELY worth the read: 16 Dating Poop Horror Stories Thatll Scar You For Life, 17 Poop Horror Stories Guaranteed To Make You Laugh, 10 Celebrity Poop Horror Stories That'll Make You Feel Better About Yourself. Its right on the corner of a major intersection and theres no where to go once youre in. I then walked to a friend's house, got into their washroom, and for some reason I decided to run a bath. My girls, then 4 and 7 years old, and I are in the parade, walking along, holding a banner for my daughters preschool. I just sincerely hope you are wearing undies substantial enough to hold your shit in when its your turn. And realize I had only one good option: Take everything off, throw out my pants, socks and underwear. Oops I Pooped my pants. I started shutting everywhere, and I couldnt stop it at all. i had no choice, how could i refuse? It could have been wayyyyyyy worse! Unfortunately my mom REALLY had to go, but she couldn't leave until she was tapped out, for security reason. Who can do that anymoreand then it hit me.it was coming and there was no stopping it. I got really hot and sweaty and knew something was wrong. If you do that and other people are around, it will only solidify their theory that. Best day of my life. She laughed as she told me she how she thought it was just a fart, but quickly realized farts dont feel like hot, steamy chunks rolling down your trousers. We were late for our meeting, and Im pretty sure our agent thought it was because we were having sex because we couldnt stop giggling about it. We were going to a trip to Florida , we are from Long Island so in the morning my wife says your going to ware those jeans she dose not like them but they are confiterbel so I ware the . I laid in a mummy-styled sleeping bag and the only part of my body that saw the sun was my face. I was a statue of a woman and knew if I moved, the hot lava would keep running down my legs and pool inside my strappy Tory Burch sandals. I wasnt feeling well earlier on the day, but this guy I was lusting over invited me over for dinner so I went. I, too, wasnt capable of knowing my own body. My sister kicked me out of the delivery room because she couldnt handle the smell. I was severely dehydrated, so a nurse hooked me up to an IV. When I got home, I wrapped a sweatshirt around my waist (to catch the overflow and prevent neighbor views) and ran right for the shower, where I washed then wept Crying Game style. My poor magenta velour pants, how I miss thee. Recently, BuzzFeed asked their users to share that one time they pooped their pants as an adult andholy sh*tliterally. The woman in the coral dress and overpriced shoes. No worries though, I can make it. From Peeing Their Pants to Sharting. This drive-thru catastrophe: I was in the Taco Bell. I was half-crying and half-laughing when my sphincter gave out. Her angle of incident was not what she expected and she had explosive diarrhea all over the back wall. That was me before I knew what the heck was going on with my body(UC). so basically i did nothing other than try and put some distance between us (not too much, not too little). Maybe even bookmark it. Holding in poop? I then arrive in garden & sort myself out leaving soiled clothes outside, before breezing in as if nothing had happened. I rinsed out my pants in the sink and was sooooo lucky they were dark pants that when you looked at them, you couldnt even tell they were wet! I was 21 years old and currently taking time off of school and living at home with my parents for this particular incident. We threw out my contaminated clothes, and they gave me two hospital gowns to cover up. My mom was a card game dealer in a casino. I wont. I wear diapers and I feel young everytime a p*** and pee. I never take care of my digestive system so its regular that I get backed up and have to take a laxative. Dimensions. $23.85 $19.08 ( Save 20%) Awesome I pooped my pants T-Shirt. But, this turned out to be one of those farts that you just shouldnt be passing. Uhoh, that's not a lumpy wallet This is beyond important. ISBN-13. can barely speak at this stage as literally clenching my whole body to keep it in. im just standing there nodding and half smiling in relief whilst shes giving me directions punctuated by the obvious sounds of it being too late. It was like water. See all details. Later in the afternoon though it started to get BAD and I stopped being so liberal with cuttin it. I even pooped my pants recently in a taxi and made the driver stop and leave me on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere! There I was, bleaching my summer whites while wearing my favorite coral dress and sandals at the local laundromat, when a feeling came over me Id never had before. The black pavement was steaming and I had to run faster than I ever had in my life lest the feces start dripping even faster down my legs. Not too worried if seen as I assume I will never see those people again in my life so continue as if this the acceptable way to behave. I leave his house, commando style and drive home. This time I was too close to home and really did not wish to be seen, no choice but to poop in my pants. While inserting the needle, I told her I needed to poop. As soon as I felt a turtle head pop out of my asshole, I backed my butt into the bush wall and unloaded a huge crap. I need you to take my hand and we need to run across the street as fast as we can, mmkay?, She looked up at me, eyes wide with disbelief, confusion, and hot shame. She followed the poop trail and came racing back to laugh hysterically at my expense. On this particular morning, I had incorrectly assumed that they had already come so I eagerly tipped back my large coffee. I unbuckled my seatbelt and put a towel under me. Twice. $24.30 $19.44 ( Save 20%) I May Have Pooped My Pants Humor Graphic T-Shirt. And avoid parades. The blinds were open, but thank goodness nobody walked by and saw me squatting camper style in the kitchen with a bag over my butt!! Muehlengasse 1, 50667 Cologne, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany (Altstadt-Nord) +49 221 2573950. Like REALLY, REALLY good. My stomach immediately makes a noise that can only mean, shits about to go down (pun intended). Like literally holding a strangers hand through a tiny window, shitting my pants. Started using the stuff used for mud baths mixed to . The ball said burst proof, but I REALLY should have known better. My parents and doctors were really stressing the importance of Vitamin D and how I really needed to get outside and soak up some rays. It's been months since I've done this. Yes! Even though they were soaking wet, I dont think anyone could tell. I got drunk and had my boyfriend pick me up from a party. So I was hospitalized for 2 weeks and they did a colonoscopy and told me I had UC on the left side of my colon. It got on his legs, privates, hands, everywhere. I was so ashamed, and all my boyfriend could do was point and laugh. And occasionally Zyflammend I Know its a mouth full, so to speak:). My leisurely stroll turned into a fast-paced walk as I tried to get out of the maze, but it was clearly too complicated, and time was limited. I had an accessible toilet. :), (you can download ALL the 141 stories via a PDF file I created by clicking here or go to the bottom of this posting). Yay!!! My mother told me that as soon as she went inside she started cracking up and had to control herself before she came back outside. UC is like a box of chocolates, you never know what youre gonna get! My mom and I were over visiting a friend of hers who I really disliked. If you see brown, green, or blackish streaks, you probably pooped your pants. We checked into the hotel and got ready and headed off to prom. I wear diapers and I feel young everytime a p*** and pee. Happy Memorial Day!! Nope! The thing with this disease is you become Batman was all restrooms and locations whether its your route to work, the building you work in, a place you are visiting, etc. generally I feel it coming and in seconds all is emptied into my undies and whatever I am wearing. Diaper Lover. But, curious as she is, she sneaks her phone over the couch, just to look and snaps a quick picture. Reporting on what you care about. I was sitting up front and far away from the door. It happened at the end of the day and I just had to last about 45 more minutes in wet pants, then cried all the way on the drive home. Videos for: Pooped pants Most Relevant Fucked her so hard that she pooped 1:45 88% 10 months ago 7.1K HD Uuuh pooped and smelly poopy girl 1:37 68% 1 year ago 9.0K HD Girl pooped in the mouth of her slave in the toilet 8:11 95% 1 year ago 27K Real mess in tight pants 6:34 50% 1 year ago 37K Blonde babe licking shit from her pants 2:01 53% Uc is a tough illness so you always half to be ready for the worst but still have fun with what you are doing one day at a time. He still loves me after that disaster. And I guess it kind of did pass if you consider dropping a turd the size of a walnut down your pant leg and watching it splat on the floor the same thing as passing.. Now that you're finished shaming yourself, take off your soiled underroos. Things were for sure in motion. leg smothered in poo. I Pooped my Pants and its Okay T-Shirt. 0:46. We feel like celebrities, crowds of familiar faces are waving at us and calling out our names. I was on the porch enjoying a nice summer cigarette and happily scrolling. I like pooping and peeing my pants. Luckily the place we were staying wasnt far away, so we got back in the car and I had to kneel with my butt in the air the whole way. Incidentally the garden has been a real carpet saver, as I never enter the house, without semi sorting myself out, so avoiding dribbling on the carpets. Do you think he's into guy-on-guy anal, or did he shit himself? Then point to this very article and convince her to dump him for you. I had already scoped out the bathroom, which was just feet outside the orientation room. I pooped my pants a little and closed my game 329 46 46 comments Best Add a Comment Silesius_ 1 day ago Commonwealth allied with ottomans, not something I've seen before. With this illness you never know when poop will happen! I grabbed a windshield cover from the back seat to sit on and protect the seat from staining and it was a warm pant filling showcase! I tell her not to move and that of course I will clean everything, which I did after jumping into the shower and spraying all the air freshener. It started to get BAD, and I stopped being so liberal with cuttin it. Now, as promised, it for sure is time for me to throw my story out there as well(at the bottom of the post), Before you start reading, one more big big thank you to everyone who participated, and in case youre wondering, my wife is more interested than I have ever seen her before to read this post with your stories. Adult Baby. Larry King Now on Ora.TV. Sadly I had parked in the rear by the cafeteria and would have to run through the cafeteria, down the hall and around front to the bathroom. So I make it to the second floor, and what do I findanother full house, you got it, damn the luck! All the way in the back store room which wasnt air conditioned. I finally found a small recycling bin, and I literally could not hold it anymore. Sooooo if anyone is familiar with Benadryl, it typically knocks you out. And then I here my mothers carand she is walking to the door to go in I catch her attention, and all I can say is, Mom, I know this looks hilarious, but please dont laugh, I just need some toilet paper. She shortly returns with not only toilet paper, but also Clorox wipes, a plastic bag, and a towel to cover myself as I walk in the house. I ran into my office and grabbed my keys and hopped into car. I rush to the bathroom, completely nude, hand covering my ass (for some reason), moving faster than I have ever moved before. Well, here goes one story for ya, Imagine being in a conference room business meeting and UC takes over your body and you are along for the ride to a bathroom with about, mmmmmmm, 35 secs to get there! Did you guys enjoy the parade? I keep walking, head down, praying I dont leave a trail of stench behind me. I dumped what I could in the toilet and tried my best to clean up the rest. Managed to return it ok and was just getting back on to the bike when i can feel the rumbles had to make quick assessment: could i hold out til i got home or make a dash back to library by the time i worked it out i already know its gonna be a close one either way. Since i had no spares with me, I spent the rest of the day on a tour of the island with his family wearing my girlfriends trousers which i tried to pull off as some sort of trendy, retro English skinny 3/4 shorts look its all the rage in London!. Now I dont have underwear or pants to wear. I hear my wife start to move Me. And I can still feel myself squatting there praying my neighbors didnt see me. You're going to be alright. I had already had an explosion in my pants, and I just decided to squat in the bushes and let the rest come out. It was horrible and the pain was horrible as well. I didnt think much of it, but after about 200 feet of fast walking, I was beginning to wonder if Id make it. My name is Erin, and I pooped my pants. We get home late and immediately pass out, as you do. It was early on when I was first diagnosed with UC. Luckily it was not noticeable at that point. They botched my reversal, got septic, was in a coma, almost died, and had to put the bag back on. You might need easy access to water, paper, and a drain of some sort. (Though I couldnt concentrate on anything, I was just thinking to myself I pooped in my pants-over and over I again). How are you, I have not heard of this but will check it out .Thanks for your response Cindy and I hope it, Hi Duane - It was about eight years ago so my memory is a little spotty but I think it, Hey, My daughter is going through Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy to treat her UC. I have pooped my pants while out shopping, on my way to work in the morning, while at work in meetings, on the way home in the car. I promise you, you will be able to laugh about your poop my pants stories one day. How there was no smell was odd, but the impact really must have let something loose. i grabbed some gravel and dirt and started scraping my leg with it when i could but it was not very effective. Long story short: Never eat Chinese food before having anal sex for the first time. Translation of "I pooped my pants" in Spanish me cagu en los pantalones I think I pooped my pants. One of the many times that I took a laxative, oddly enough I had an allergic reaction to something and was advised that I should takesome Benadryl (I broke out in hives all over). Now, one of the biggest annoyances about this assignment was the cleaning was never consistent when they came and when they did, they would block off the entrance, no one was allowed in, and they would take their sweet time. A night of jazzy drinking later and theyre at brunch. ), underwear, some body wash and a loofah brush (if youre going to do it right, do it right!). ENDNOTE 3: I've since reread this piece, and realized that it may come across like I've actually crapped my pants past the age of 17 (like normal people), but that's simply not true. I had already pooped twice that day, and we were about a mile down river when I immediately knew I had to take a massive shit. I was on a solo vacation in England and visited a castle. Like I was sweating and panting and holding my butt in my hands because I thought I was gonna shit myself. Those undies could have contained the wild butt truffle and saved the person who mops the floors from finding the treat after it had a chance to seep in the cracks of the tile floor. Nothing has been funny as long as people crapping their pants. 1,091 photos. I tried not to panic and had to think quick. I always try to p*** my pants. I was extremely anemic and taking OTC iron supplements. its a strange feeling just letting it happen when you spend so long training yourself not to poop yourself! You know One of those pleasant smelling wonders of nature. Well, while I am squatting there, crying because I was so frustrated, my neighbors come home, the family that lives behind me and could see straight into my yard.right at the bushes came homeand I am just squatting there, praying they cant see me. My daughter saw the back of my shorts. Tyler Posey Says He Pooped His Pants On 'Teen Wolf' Set. - YouTube Skip navigation I pooped my pants. Then we realized he couldnt even help me because the car seats weren't in his car (he was coming home from work). Curse yourself. This was years ago, so I had to use a walkie-talkie to desperately scream for backup. actually pooping whilst having a conversation with a stranger even after 3 years of this that was definitely a new experience! On this particular morning I had an appointment with my GI doctor so I was forced to leave home earlier than I wanted. Luckily it was a short one as I made my way to the training building parking lot. 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